I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you win again, gameday.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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