I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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