I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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