i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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