I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
