No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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