She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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