Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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