To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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