Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
