you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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