Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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