I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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