You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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