what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I need water and some morals
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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