I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
