bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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