HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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