i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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