Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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