im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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