M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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