You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize
