I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
