it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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