Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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