Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i can't believe i had my finger in that
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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