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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Are you dead

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  Yes

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  Oh man

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  Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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• (858): View more from California

  I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.

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• (805): View more from California

  Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.

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• (562): View more from California

  don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else

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• (310): View more from California

  I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.

  (1-310): View more from California

  You're sick. Take pictures if you can.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.

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