sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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