I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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