Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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