So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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