My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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