He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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