She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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