Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I understand Curling. That high.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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