Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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