Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
