Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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