Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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