so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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