You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
