I'll bet she douches with gravy.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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