your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Randomize
