party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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