I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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