I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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