My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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