Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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