the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I woke up under a house in Key West
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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