physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dear god my vagina.
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