lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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