Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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