Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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