at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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