Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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